What a week! I'm not sure where it went or how it all went down or if I've made any progress at all. I think I may have gone backwards. Sometimes it be's like that.
So....yeah, no Monday quote. I did that blog early. It was a picture quote. When I went to post it, the picture was mysteriously missing. When I went to the site where I upload my pictures, it was down for maintenance. I knew this, but then it was down for maintenance for about THREE DAYS! When it came back up, the last set of pictures I uploaded were there, but not there. They had file numbers and everything, but no images. All of this was taking too long. Re-uploading the last batch of pictures and video in the midst of trying to do so many other things just didn't seem like a good use of time.
In the meantime, the file for my mansucript,
Swimming Through Amber, went bonkers on me. It's absolutely true that one should not use MS Word 2004 to design and layout a book. Unless one doesn't really have other programs and one doesn't know how to use those other programs even if one were to get them, and one doesn't know anybody willing to layout one's book.
For three days I wrestled some bug in the file that made it look like the pages were 8 1/2 x 11, even though I'd set all the margins and page sizes accurately. When I printed a copy it came out reduced. When I PDF'd it, same thing. I'd had a similar problem before, printing smaller-sized documents. I tried everything, reset everything, tried tricking word, thought about throwing the computer against the wall.
Nothing. Mercury was finally moving forward and I was moving backward - away from the last final pushed printing deadline, away from reaching my goals, creating extra work and getting nowhere slowly.
I made Judy Holiday come over - she'd done her Slam Team's chapbook recently - and try to fix it. She couldn't help. I stared at the screen, tried everything again, reorganized templates, and almost gave up.
But how can I give up when I've got people working on book covers and logos? I can't.
A last-ditch intense round of googling yesterday, and I happened upon a thread of a conversation on a group somewhere about shrinkage. Um, document shrinkage while printing. This was close to what I was looking for, so I read further. Well, it turns out, there are some bugs in this version of Word, and I think I'd stumbled upon two of them, randomly working together to create havoc.
After checking my preferences for printing, which seemed in order, but did not really change the problem, I saw this other post about what happens when you are tracking changes. Now, I thought about tracking changes, it's a smart thing to do when editing a manuscript this size, but I also find it a bit of a pain and unwieldy. I double-checked the setting, but then realized that I had a comment in the document. Comments are in some ways, related to tracking changes.
I went to the file, and clicked the close button on the comment box. In a flash, the entire document reset itself to the proper page size. Just like that.
Persistence is a good thing. It feels stupid sometimes, but I remember the Einstein quote about staying with a problem longer. Routine is a good thing, too. I missed blogging this past week, and while sometimes I think it takes a lot of time, it also gives me a frame for my week, and I think makes me more efficient. And while I am absolutely in production mode on just about everything right now, attempting to juggle a million little pieces, if I don't write, my brain doesn't work right.
Just today, in taking the laundry, I put in four loads. I went back to put them in the dryer and realized I'd started only 3 of the machines. I'd forgotten some key items I meant to wash, and had left the detergent sitting there.
I knew I needed to blog. No pictures. No great ideas. Just words. And hopefully no more bugs.
Time to get the laundry.
, I met Mai - who runs the Millennium General Assembly. Sounds like a division of the U.N., but actually is a jewelry business. Mai finds antique and vintage pieces and puts them together to create unique necklaces, bracelets and other artifacts.
I'd always wanted a charm bracelet and never had one. I found this one super fun, dangly and irresistable. It put itself on me and did not want to come off. I went to dinner at a friend's last week and I was wearing it. Her 7 year-old daughter was carefully looking at the bracelet. She was looking at the heart and the key, and she asked me what they meant. I said, "I guess that's the key to my heart." She said, in her 7 year-old wisdom, "But where's the lock?"
. Great - I thought - I've never seen it. It has Oskar Werner. It's 60's Sci Fi. Directed by Francois Truffaut! Cool!
Say what you want, but Hefner is one of my idols. Not many people can start from nothing and create an entire world exactly as they want it. Not many are skillful at mixing high and low-brow culture and selling it to the world. Not many people get to wear a bathrobe to work and not have anybody blink.
